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Text: "You can relax hon...
God says you're not lost... He knows where all his children are..."
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Text: "I think I might have
accidentally cast my pearls before a swine..."
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Text: "I double checked for ya
hon.. And yes, lying about your age does count. Next birthday, just tell
them you are ageless and eternally youthful...."
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Text:
"As a child of God, any chance for an increase in my allowance?"
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| Text:
"Believe" (Despite outward appearances, there is a
divine plan for our lives.) |
Text:
"So...Do
we have a deal? I will honor my mother, and you won't morph me into
her..." |
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| Text:
"You know that divine plan for my life?... Any chance for a clue sometime
soon?" |
Text:
"So... if I was made in God's image... does that mean she's got a big butt too?" |
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| Text:
"About that
'Ask and ye shall receive thing...'
I'm not sure I sent the right list " |
Text:
"Do you still have to love
'em... even if your neighbors are real jerks?" |
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| Text: "Ahhh... About how long DOES the average prayer take to
work?" |
Text:
"I guess when I asked God for a sign, I should have been a little
more specific. " |
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| Thank You Card |
Text: "Brides! Register
here for a free toaster... or a healthy, happy marriage." |
